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Published December 03, 2011 More Info »
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Published December 03, 2011
  "Lil Wayne is notorious for making brief cameos in rap songs to increase their popularity. A 30 second cameo by Lil Wayne can turn an average song into a #1 hit on the Billboard Charts."  Allowance Raise Pat:  Hey Dad, can we talk about increasing my allowance? I really need some new clothes. Dad:  I don't think that's a very good idea. Pat:  Maybe this will change your mind.  Lil Wayne enters. A beat drops. Lil Wayne:  Ay Dad, I know this kid has got you stressin', give him greens like a salad he can get that better dressin', wardrobe like Toby Flenderson it's kinda depressin', kneelin' on his jeans he just gotta get ya blessin'. Dad:  Wow, I never thought about it like that. Here ya go.  Pat's Dad hands him some money. Pat and Lil Wayne perform an elaborate handshake. Sex Pat:  I think it's time we took the next step in our relationship. Girl:  I'm not ready to have sex with you yet.  Pat:  Lil Wayne, can you come in here? Lil Wayne enters. A beat drops. Lil Wayne:  What up girl, I know it's a tough decision, but no need to worry cause he's got that circumcision, independent woman you don't need no supervision, I'm just tryna see ya genitals make a big collision. Girl:  He's right. I'm sorry I've been so prude. Let's have sex right now. She begins to remove Pat's clothes. Pat and Lil Wayne perform an even more elaborate handshake. Job Promotion Pat:  ...and that's why I believe I'm qualified for this promotion.  Boss:  I don't think you work hard enough. I'm going to give the promotion to Jacobs. Pat:  Before you do that, there's one thing I'd like you to hear. Lil Wanye enters. A beat drops. Lil Wayne:  You da boss but don't say he don't work hard, he's a loyal employee like a Saint Bernard, I know I'm blowin' smoke like a Charizard, but I ain't stackin' the deck I'm just revealin' the card. Boss:  You know what? You deserve a chance. The promotion's yours.   Pat and Lil Wayne perform an even more elaborate handshake. Pat:  How much do I owe you for all of this? Lil Wayne:  $300,000. Pat:  Shit.