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December 03, 2011
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What if Lil Wayne could make cameos in everyday situations?

 

"Lil Wayne is notorious for making brief cameos in rap songs to increase their popularity. A 30 second cameo by Lil Wayne can turn an average song into a #1 hit on the Billboard Charts." 

Allowance Raise

Pat:  Hey Dad, can we talk about increasing my allowance? I really need some new clothes.

Dad:  I don't think that's a very good idea.

Pat:  Maybe this will change your mind. 

Lil Wayne enters. A beat drops.

Lil Wayne:  Ay Dad, I know this kid has got you stressin', give him greens like a salad he can get that better dressin', wardrobe like Toby Flenderson it's kinda depressin', kneelin' on his jeans he just gotta get ya blessin'.

Dad:  Wow, I never thought about it like that. Here ya go. 

Pat's Dad hands him some money. Pat and Lil Wayne perform an elaborate handshake.

Sex

Pat:  I think it's time we took the next step in our relationship.

Girl:  I'm not ready to have sex with you yet. 

Pat:  Lil Wayne, can you come in here?

Lil Wayne enters. A beat drops.

Lil Wayne:  What up girl, I know it's a tough decision, but no need to worry cause he's got that circumcision, independent woman you don't need no supervision, I'm just tryna see ya genitals make a big collision.

Girl:  He's right. I'm sorry I've been so prude. Let's have sex right now.

She begins to remove Pat's clothes. Pat and Lil Wayne perform an even more elaborate handshake.

Job Promotion

Pat:  ...and that's why I believe I'm qualified for this promotion. 

Boss:  I don't think you work hard enough. I'm going to give the promotion to Jacobs.

Pat:  Before you do that, there's one thing I'd like you to hear.

Lil Wanye enters. A beat drops.

Lil Wayne:  You da boss but don't say he don't work hard, he's a loyal employee like a Saint Bernard, I know I'm blowin' smoke like a Charizard, but I ain't stackin' the deck I'm just revealin' the card.

Boss:  You know what? You deserve a chance. The promotion's yours.  

Pat and Lil Wayne perform an even more elaborate handshake.

Pat:  How much do I owe you for all of this?

Lil Wayne:  $300,000.

Pat:  Shit.   

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