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Published September 30, 2011
Tico the Steeler Dog’s Week 4 PredictionsPittsburgh Steelers at Houston TexansTexas is dumb and has big hair. Can we give it back? Steelers by 5.Detroit Lions at Dallas CowboysJerry Jones’s face lift makes me hate him. Donkey Kong Suh and Megatron by 10.Denver Broncos at Green Bay PackersJohn Elway’s teeth scare me. They block out the sun. Packers by 13.Carolina Panthers at Chicago BearsCats are made of fluffy meat. Urlacher likes fluffy meat. Bears by 14.Miami Dolphins at Sand Diego ChargersIn the NBA Norv Turner is pronounced “Don Nelson.” Bolts by 7.Tennessee Titans at ClevelandMike Holmgren’s mustache filters krill and Peyton Hillis’s fumbles. Munchak’s munchkins by 7. Minnesota Vikings at Kansas City ChiefsIf this craptastic game is televised in your viewing area, move. Washington Redskins at St. Louis RamsThe Redskins’ ketchup and mustard uniforms remind me of hot dogs. I like hot dogs. Capital Condiments by 4. New Orleans Saints at Jacksonville JaguarsJacksonville has a football team? When did this happen? Saints by 20.San Francisco Forty-Niners at Philadelphia EaglesI shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Rice-a-Roni by 456,222.New York Giants at Arizona CardinalsFrauds. Truth in Advertising: The Phoenix Strip Malls beat the Wall Street Pirates by 12.Atlanta Falcons at Seattle SeahawksBirds of a loser-feather flock together. Then I eat them. Seahawks by 2.New England Patriots at Oakland RaidersCheaters never prosper, and sometimes they blow 21 point leads to the Bills. Raiders by 14. (Red Sox are back to their loser ways. All is right in Beantown.)New York Jets at Baltimore RavensCoach Ryan’s wife’s feet kick the game-winning field goal in fetish time.Indianapolis Colts at Tampa Bay BuccaneersRadio Raheem and his young pups do what the Steelers couldn’t do – win convincingly when they should. Bucs by 20. http://brettcottrell.blogspot.com/search/label/tico
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