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Those Were Different Times Contest #35

Introducing: SHIP AHOY! With Captain Hook And His Pirate Crew

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10. Even the dummy is uncomfortable.
-jimjones23

9.5. Oh, this album is less gay.
9. This is the alternate ending to Peter Pan where Wendy betrays Peter Pan and he is turned into a dummy by Captain Hook. Wendy then marries Captain Hook and proceeds to suck the life, will and ambition from him so she can rule Neverland.
-drwho

8. ARRRRGHHH The Colostomy Bag? No, not in battle, twas the first day I had me hook.........
-MadAdam

7. This is the alternate ending to Peter Pan where Wendy betrays Peter Pan and he is turned into a dummy by Captain Hook. Wendy then marries Captain Hook and proceeds to suck the life, will and ambition from him so she can rule Neverland.
-bigjas

6. Five minutes later, Junior capsized the cardboard box. The crew was strewn accross the basement linoleum where they suffered agonizing deaths. Little Jenny used Woody the Dummy's lifeless corpse as a piece of driftwood and waded to a stray couch cushion where she would eventually be rescued by Grandma Hook who would come down to put in a load of laundry.
-missallicia

5. Apparently eye-patches make shitty prophylactics.
-csymonz

4.5. I hear this one’s real experimental.
4.1. ( The baby plots her midnight killing spree. )
4.The Captain seems immune to the nutrition-related diseases common to a life at sea.
-theDIRTYmidget

3. History has it that he threw his voice, wife & kids into the sea.
-buttermilk

2.75. Once the puppet got in touch with his cousin Chucky, the shipboard dynamics changed considerably.
2.5. The people who bought this album were seeking something, who knows what? There were suicides, confinements for mental breakdowns, drug and alcohol abuse....and then the first episode of Star Trek aired.
2. You've got two kids and a freaking puppet who've had eyes gouged out. Where the fuck is Child Protective Services?
-keibar

1. Captain Hook doth target too many Cheeseburger Class Vessels, methinks.
-trident



For those of you who are curious about, but unfamiliar with, the upcoming title match bout for ultimate supreme mighty sea captancy that will determine the #1 mightyerest sea captain of all time, FOREVER!: might I suggest:
My Mighty Sea Captain:
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/29506#comments
My Mighty Sea Captain: Part Deuce.
http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/30247#comments
(Also, there's a new Mighty Sea Captain on the way, me harties)


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