So Mel Gibson is making a movie about Jewish warrior Judah Maccabee. Cool. Very good idea and not at all disrespectful. I'll look forward to this and the upcoming sequel Michelle Bachmann directs about Harvey Milk. Very cool ideas, Hollywood.
With Gibson slapping everyone in the face with this announcement, it's easy to forget that this will be a real thing in real movie theaters that real people can see. This isn't just some news story that we read one day and forget about. Mel Gibson is making a movie about Jews and it will be in theaters alongside films like "Ben Stiller Gets Flustered: The Squeekquel" and "Drew Barrymore Plays a 28 Year Old." So the question is "What will this future Oscar winner be called and what will it be about?????"
Given what we know about Gibson, here are 5 likely titles and plots:
"Jew Her? I Hardly Knew Her"
A screwball comedy that documents the romantic escapades of Judah Maccabee, who has earned a reputation as a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, serial dater around Jerusalem. There's only one dame who can teach him about love, life, and conserving oil for Hannukah. But she just happens to the be daughter of Antiochus IV Epiphanes, oppressive ruler of Seleucid. Comedy ensues, and the story of Jewish triumph is eschewed for montage sequences of Judah attempting to win over her father. In the tone of "What Women Want," just Jewy-er.
"Mel Gibson Gives Everyone the Middle Finger"
Two hours of Mel Gibson staring at the camera and flipping it off. Occasionally he takes breaks to say stuff like "Give me back my son" and call specific Jews in the media "Sugar Tits." This is what we in the business call "Oscar Bait."
"Judah Maccabee and The Proof That Jews Are Responsible All the Wars in the World"
Gibson plays it close to home here, using his patented technique of attempting to make Jews look bad on film. Jesus costars as a time-traveling soldier sent back to lead them to victory and in a the final scene, inform them that all future middle-east conflict will be "on them."
Mel's ode the pubic hair of Jewish women. Starring Robin Williams as the voice of the pubic hair.
"Mad Maccabee Beyond Jerusalem"
Will be a straight up remake of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. But while Mad Max was reputed as a formidable fighter, Mad Mac not only knows where find the best deals on weapons at the outlets outside of Jerusalem, he's deft at telling everyone he knows about the deals he got for the next few weeks. Starring Jeff Goldblum and Tina Turner.
There you have it. I'll leave you with this.
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Description: So Mel Gibson is making a movie about Jewish warrior Judah Maccabee. Cool. Very good idea and not at all disrespectful. I'll look forward to this and the upcoming sequel Michelle Bachmann directs about Harvey Milk. Very cool ideas, Hollywood.
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- Mel Gibson is the best ever , ure complaining about gibson maknig jews look bad in movies , and you feel free to make fun of an arab in here , we are all equal , STOP THESE HATE RACIST SHITT , and grow up !!
- Hey Chairi Mel Gibson is a MOTHAFKCING NAZI and ai wish not all arabs are fill of hate about jews, but then again i never seen one that is not!!!
- Your still my favorite, Mel
- With a target like Mel Gibson, you'd think this would actually be funny.
- YOUR ARTICLE IS SO BIASED AND HATREFULL I CANT BELEIVE YOU WERE ALOWED TO MAKE IT!! YOU ARE SUCH A BIGOTED RANTING HATER I CANT BELEIVR THIS. BUT WIHT A NAME LIKE DAN ABRAMSON ONE CAN IMAGINE WHWERE YOU VE GOT ALL YOUR HATRESS FORM YOUR FATHER AND THE ZIONISTIC GROUPS!! YOU ARE LIKE ANTIOCHUS WAS TO MACABBES FAMILY! YOU ARE AGAISNT FREDOM OF SPEACH AND ARE ALL ABOUT OFFENDING OTHERS AND PERSECUTING THEM WHAT YOUWROTE IS PURE DEFAMATION. WE HAVE FREDO OF SPEECH IN USA BUT DEFAMATION IS ILLEGAL!! YOU ARE MAKING PERSONAL ATTACKS TOTALY UNCALL FOR. WHAT ABOUT MARTIN SCOERCESE MOVIE "THEH LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST?? WHO WAS VERY OFFENDING TO CHRISTINA AND WAS ISNUTLING JEWS AND WAS EXTREMENLY ANTOISEMTIC. WHERE WERE OYU? DID ANY CHRUHC PEOLE INSUTLED THAT MOVIE AND SCORCESE AS YOU ARE DOING TO MEL GIBSON? NO DID ANY JEWSIH ORGANISATION CALLED THE CARD OF ANTISEMTISME? NO WHY IS THAT? CAUSE SCORSEZE IS JEW? SO WHAT? WHY THE DIFFERENCE. MARCJGALIANO PRAISED HITLER IN APARISIAN NIGHTCLUBS NOT DRNK AND WAS CAUGHT ON CAMS DFOING SO 2 TIMES, STATIGN THAT ALL JEWS SHOUILD BE KILED., HE GOT WHAT? THE PARDON OF THE HJJEWS WITHOUT EVEN AMKING APOLOGISE. AND YOU GO AFTER GIBSON AS AN ANTISEMTIE BASED ON WHAT?? MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT JESUS? WHAT WAS ANTISEMITC ABOUT THAT MOVIE HUH? NOTHING AT ALL NBAME ONE ANTOISEMTIC THING IN THAT MOIVE. OH OYU DIDNT SAW IT? I THOUGHT SO! ALL WHAT OYU AHVE ARE THE WORD OF ONE POLICE OFFICER JEW, WHO WAS COTRUPTED AND IN CONFICT WITH HIS SUPERIORS AT THE STATION AND WANTED REVENGE AND NO PROVE OF WHAT HE ALEDGED. THATYS ALL YOU HAVE ON MEL GIBSON IN 54 YEARS. IN SHORT YOU HAVE NOTHING YOU MAKE A CARACTER ASSASSINATION OF MEL GIBSON BASED ON HEARSAY FORM UNRELIABLE PERSONS AND ON THAT OYU ARFE NO BETTER THAN THE NAZI PROPÅAGANDA MACHINE DEPICTING JEWS AS LOW LIFES! THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEN WHAT JEWS LIKE OYU AND MEDIAS ARE DOING OT MEL GIBSON AND THE MENTALITY OF THE PEOPLE SENDING VICTIMS TO THE GOULAG ARCHIPELAGO! YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND SHOUDL BE ASHAME OF YOURSLEF! HOW CAN YOU CLAIM OT BE A JOURNALIST AND BEING SO UNABLEOT DO RESEARCH? HOW CAN OYU PERSECUTE A PERSON AND CLAIMING TO DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF THE VICTIMS OF THE HOLOCAUSTE? YOU ARE DISPICABLE! I HAVE LSOT ALL MY RESPECT TO RABBI M. HEIR AND TO FOXMAN! THIS WAS THE DROP! THEY GIVE AN IMAGE OF JEWS AND JUDAISM AS HATEFULL TYRANS WHO WANT EVERYBODY TO BE LKE THEM AND TO ADULATE THEM, AND WH ARE TOTALY UNTOLERANT OF OTHERS! THATS WHAT JEWS HAVE BECOEM THANKS OT PEOLE LIKE YOU! THATS THE IMAGE YOU GIVE OF TH EJEWS TO THE WORLD. HATE MONGERS LOOKING FOR REVENGE ON PEOPLE WHO DID THEM NOTHING. SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON ALL OF YOU! MY FRIEND HERE IS A SURVIOR OF THE HOLOCAUISTE OF USCHITS CMAP FOR CHILDRENS SURVIVED 3½ YEARS IN THE CAMP, AND HE IS SO SADMNED BY WHAT YOU DO AND YOUR ALIKE WRITE AGAISNT MEL GIBSON! HE HAS ONLY DISGUST LEFT FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! YOU MAKE HIM FEEL ASHAME TO BE A JEW LIKE THE GERMAN NAZISTS DID DURING WORLD WAR 2! REFLECT UPON THIS!
- Yeah, That evil Mel Gibson. Getting drunk and running his mouth. Doing bloodthirsty shit like that. Meanwhile, hollywood gives child rapist Polanski a pass. This is what I call Hollywood logic, which is an oxymoron. Ofcourse, with jews running hollywood, it becomes blasphemy to ever talk bad about them. Where as sexual perversion is overlooked because most in hollywood ARE sexual perverts and degenerates.
- awfully artsy
- Come on, Dan, lighten up. Mel Gibson has the right to believe what he wants. We Jews have good enough character that we don't have to beat a dying horse when it is down. Your continued trashing of Mel is going to eventually turn on you and that created disgust towards you can trickle down on the rest of us It would be to our benefit if he spends the money to glorify and exalt one of our historical figures. If he is trying to depict we Jews in a positive light then let us support his effort. If the Devil himself is willing to spend the money to exalt us in the eyes of the world, then let him. At this time we are under huge media and propaganda attacks from non-Jews. We need films shown to the public depicting us in a positive light. If you think Mel is the only American who believes the way he does, then I have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell to you. There are millions of Americans who share his beliefs about us. The only difference between them and him is that they are smart enough to never let anyone know they feel that way. However, they work in secrecy to knife us in the back. It is time to stop trashing Mel Gibson. Revenge and retaliation can turn around and bite us on the butt.