Before a capacity crowd at the recent NRA convention, Palin said: “If I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”
Here are some more of her opinions on “enhanced interrogation techniques”:
-Electrocution just gets the old blood flowin’!
-Open-handed slaps to the face are just ‘Patriot Handshakes.’
-Prisoners are detained for years on end with no due process? We should be chargin’ ‘em rent!
-Starvin’ a Muslim is OK if you just tell ‘em it’s Ramadan or whatever!
-Sending terrorists to Guantanamo Bay is basically an all-expense-paid vacation to a tropical paradise! You’re welcome, Muhammad! Enjoy Cuba!
-Guillotines are a super-effective weight-loss plan!
-Makin’ ‘em listen to some classic American rock ’n' roll all day and night? I don’t know about you, but where I’m from, that’s just a good ol’ time!
-Going 40-plus hours without sleep? I call that ‘bein’ a mom!’