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Published October 14, 2011 More Info »
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Published October 14, 2011
Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt
 guilty all day long.  No matter how much he tried to forget
 about it, he just couldn't.  The guilt and sense of
 betrayal was overwhelming.

 But every once in a while he'd hear an internal,
 reassuring voice in his head that said: 'John, don't
 worry about it.  You aren't the first medical
 practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you
 won't be the last.  And you're single.  Just let it
 go, John.'

 But invariably another voice in his head would bring him
 back to reality whispering, 'John, you're a
 Veterinarian, you sick bastard.'
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