Doctor John had sex with one of his patients and felt
guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget
about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of
betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal,
reassuring voice in his head that said: 'John, don't
worry about it. You aren't the first medical
practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you
won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him
back to reality whispering, 'John, you're a
Veterinarian, you sick bastard.'
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