Oddly, after refusing to attend the Fox News debate tonight, Donald Trump still acted as if he was there tweeting constantly about the GOP debate throughout the veterans event he hosted in Iowa.
Tweets included such statements as:
How Donald Trump managed to do this while simultaneously speaking to veterans is unknown. He did have a hand in his pants the whole time moving it around. No bulge was created. So, he either already had an erection, wears a belt on his privates, or was not masturbating.
More updates to come.