Where have you been all my life FOD? This is the monkey poo! No flinging I promise, just a little pickin and grinnin.
You can have your sitonmyfacebook I'll take a funny or die any day.
About me: what can I say? I wear pants to cover up my bare ass I play a mean guitar and , like the King, peanut butter and bananna sandwiches are my favorite food.
Well gotta go, Jane Goodall is interviewing me tonight.