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October 12, 2015
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Quaid and his wife fled to Canada in 2010 after facing charges of vandalism and squatting. Here is a list of items the Vermont authorities discovered in the actor's beard.

Actor Randy Quaid, best known for his roles in films such as Kingpin, National Lampoon’s Vacation and Independence Day, was arrested in Vermont on Friday, as he and his wife Evi attempted to cross into the United States from Canada.

Quaid and his wife fled to Canada in 2010 after facing charges of vandalism and squatting.

Here is a list of items the Vermont authorities discovered in the actor’s beard.

  • Gum (fresh and chewed)
  • three pairs of socks
  • Coupon for 50% off 1st Lyft ride
  • Hotel towel from Vancouver Marriott
  • Bowl of poutine
  • A family of possums
  • VHS copy of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
  • An onion
  • Black light poster of the Mona Lisa smoking a doobie
  • Harry Potter replica wand
  • Beard detangler
  • Beard retangler
  • Can of Del Monte fruit cocktail
  • Portal to Being John Malkovich type experience, where the participant experiences life as a deranged mountain man
  • Package of vacuum-sealed Canadian tree frogs
  • An angry beaver
  • Receipt for tuna sub at Quiznos
  • Another beard
  • Woody Harrelson’s wallet
  • T-shirt reading “I like pig butts and I cannot lie”
  • Functioning maple syrup tap
  • Half-eaten gummy pizza
  • So many rats
  • Actress Ellen Page
  • The Lost City of Atlantis
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