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February 06, 2017
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5) Your scroll thumb is worn to the bone.

You smoke three packs of iPhones a day


You call people “real life Sims”


Your iTunes is up to date


You wake up next to a different pile of wires than you remember going to bed with


Your scroll thumb is worn to the bone


The first thing you do on your iPhone 7 is google “iPhone 8”


When you cum you call it “dropboxing”


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There’s a bruise on your forehead where you repeatedly drop your phone


You sucked dick in an alley for technology


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