A PITCH MEETING FOR THE KEYTAR
- Gentleman, please tell me, what were you thinking?
- Well, you know how everybody loves the guitar, but hate the way it sounds?
- And you know how playing the keyboard is way too easy?
- If you say so.
- Wouldn't it be more aesthetically pleasing if you were forced to keep your arm at a 45 degree angle while playing it?
- You guys are geniuses. You are so smart, it's keytar-ded.