Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Hey…somebody farted! Let’s get out of here!!
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.