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Published May 14, 2013 More Info »
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Published May 14, 2013

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!

Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Hey…somebody farted! Let’s get out of here!!

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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