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Written by Seth Morris
1 Funny Votes
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Published November 10, 2008
  • The whole Fargo accent was fake. She only did it to appeal to right-wing Christians and Cohen Brother's fans.
  • Thinks she's funnier than Tina Fey.
  • Didn't know Obama was an individual man; thought it was an entire race of people.
  • Couldn't shut up about how her Jethro Tull groupie fantasy.
  • Called John McCain "Uncle Grandpa" behind his back.
  • The shoulder pads in her suit jackets were actually Belgian Waffles.
  • Told the same joke over and over; "Sara P. has to pee!"
  • When there was talk of kicking her off the GOP ticket, Palin threatened to reveal Cindy McCain's Botox addiction.
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