- The whole Fargo accent was fake. She only did it to appeal to right-wing Christians and Cohen Brother's fans.
- Thinks she's funnier than Tina Fey.
- Didn't know Obama was an individual man; thought it was an entire race of people.
- Couldn't shut up about how her Jethro Tull groupie fantasy.
- Called John McCain "Uncle Grandpa" behind his back.
- The shoulder pads in her suit jackets were actually Belgian Waffles.
- Told the same joke over and over; "Sara P. has to pee!"
- When there was talk of kicking her off the GOP ticket, Palin threatened to reveal Cindy McCain's Botox addiction.