A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about what your favorite Horror Characters would say if they were gay. In addition, I also called into question the sexuality of some of our favorite Cartoon Characters from childhood-- yes, that includes you, Peppermint Patti. Here is what I believe some "straight" cartoon characters would say if they were gay.
Sponge Bob Square Pants : “ Well, I won't do oral, but I don’t have all these holes on my body for nothing, sister.” Our little friend under the sea discusses his sexual preferences with his one night stand. And, oddly enough, he does not like sea men.
Bambi : “I’m not going to fuck a doe, but I will sleep with a buck for dough” After losing his mother, Bambi not only came out of the closet, but resorted to animal prostitution. I think Marcus Bachmann is planning the same thing once the campaign of his “wife” dies.
Sylvester : “I thought I a saw a putty. This putty aint like putty.” The the enemy of Tweety is done pretending. But, with that lisp, who was that little fuck trying to trick?
The Seven Dwarfs : “Hi whore, Hi whore.” These little queens were getting tired of calling Snow White a hoe. Also, that bitch was living with them rent free in West Hollywood - the cost of living in Southern California is expensive. You would be pissed, too.