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February 03, 2009
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i have a great picture from Westsideslant that I was about to post, but then I saw today's official caption contest and I was inspired to use this pic for all your haiku needs. WSS's photo will be on hand for tomorrow.



MaxSpruce is out of town. So, I stepped in to judge the last contest. Some very good captions, though I'm not sure everyone has learned by now what a haiku is.

The Bronze Bomber is bequeathed to lizardladyfla:
I have fun ONE day !
And it's just on Halloween
What more can I say?

Why am I not surprised that a savior of reptiles empathizes so with the plight of a little green man?

The Silver Tongue is awarded to Phukuhup for:
a little green man
sitting alone on park bench
waiting to rape you

The alien-language haiku was brilliant, too. But the pacing of this was just perfect.

And the one most deserving of the Golden Shower is WILLIBOY:

WAITING IN AMBUSH
BLENDING IN WITH SURROUNDINGS
EATING THE PEOPLE

This captured the essence of the photo and brought tears of laughter to my eyes. Nice job, WIlliboy. You are on papal jury duty for the day.

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