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April 05, 2009


"You know what sounds good for dinner this cold night," my kids yelled in
unison? "CHINESE!" 

I asked them, "do you guys want a boy or a girl?" 

"Mom, Chinese food not Chinese people," they responded.  But you can see them trying tohold their chuckle.

So, off we went to our favorite Chinese restaurant, China Chef.

We ordered egg rolls, egg drop soup, sole, steamed rice, and poke flied lice
(pork fried rice).  That was a very satisfying meal. 

What's the best part in eating out for Chinese food? It is reading your fortune
at the end of the meal.

I cracked my cookie, pulled my fortune out, and read it aloud.

"You think that is a secret, but it never has been one . . . in the bedroom"

My kids just stared at me.  My thought was "I wish there was an adult with me to
share this."  Anyway, that's why I'm sharing it with you now.

I'm sure a lot of people already know to add "in the bedroom" at the end of
their fortune.  It makes your fortune more fun and at the same time it still
makes sense.  Here are the rest of the fortunes from last night.

"You have a friendly heart and are well admired . . . in the bedroom"

"Everything will now come your way . . . in the bedroom"

"You are the center of group attention . . . in the bedroom"

And, my favorite, "Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it . . . in the

So, the next time you eat out at a Chinese place, read out loud your fortune to
your friends and add "in the bedroom" at the end.  It will make your dinner
experience more memorable.  And if you find adding "in the bedroom" does not
make any sense, it's time to find a better Chinese restaurant.