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January 16, 2015
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Sen. Ted Cruz is now in charge of the budget for NASA. He texts his new employees on the changes he'll be making to the space program.

Sen. Ted Cruz is now in charge of the budget for NASA, which he previously tried to slash. He also doesn’t believe in climate change and seems suspicious of science in general. Here is how he notified his new employees.

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