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January 04, 2017
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#2. Kidneys are just the children of adult knees.

  • Your skull is just full of hair waiting to grow. Brains are a lie.
  • With proper stimulation women also orgasm.
  • It takes more muscles to smile than it takes to be forced to go see your friend’s band play in Brooklyn and act like you’re having fun.
  • If you took out your intestine and stretched it from end to end, it would be really gross.
  • Drinking gasolines isn’t as hard on your digestive tract as you might think.
  • White men can jump.
  • Kidneys are just the children of adult knees.
  • Not everybody poops; only disgusting sickos poop.
  • We’re all made from the same space dust maaaan.
  • Your blood tastes like rust because we are all robots.
  • You can tell how old someone is by counting the rings in their butthole.
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