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Published: September 14, 2012
Description: Top 5 iPhone Feature Rumors CONFIRMED!

theleek.com: The much-anticipated iPhone 5 was just announced by Apple earlier this week. Needless to say, the internet instantly went crazy with comments on the new features. In case you haven’t seen them, here are the TOP 5 NEW FEATURES of the iPhone 5:

1. Slim, Sleek Design. Specifically crafted to slip out of your pocket with more ease than ever. The iPhone 5 has a Flight Time™ (from pocket to toilet) 3x faster than Samsung & Blackberry.

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2. New Colors. Sick of the dull, outdated Black & White? Say no more! Take your pick from either of the two BRAND NEW colors: Eggshell or Midnight.


3. High-Grade Retina Display. The iPhone 5 screen is now so bright, it’s guaranteed to increase your optical migraines.



4. Improved Mirage™ Battery Technology. Just when you think you have more than enough battery life to last throughout the day, remember, it’s only a Mirage™.


5. Goodbye, Siri. Hello, Stewart. Apple finally took a smart pill, and replaced the moody, menstruating Siri with the more assertive, obviously smarter, male voice. Because, honestly, she was just guessing half the time.



Apple hopes all the new innovations with the iPhone 5, will be able to stand the test of time.

*iPhone 6 due out in December.