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Published April 07, 2011 More Info »
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Published April 07, 2011

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was 
waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus 
stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that 
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height 
of the first step of the bus. 
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, 
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that 
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.


 Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. 
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind 
her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, 
she attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she 
could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she 
again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to 
make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her 
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the 
step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and 
screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know 
who you are!"


The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would 
agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda 
figured we was friends."



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