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Published March 25, 2010

Dear Ladies of Facebook,
You know that wash cloth that sits in your shower? The one that you apparently use to clean your vaginas? Oh come on, you know what I'm talking about. It's obvious really. We all know you use a loofah to clean everything else. And it's always so cute and adorable when you have a guy over, and you are very quick to warn him not to use that particular wash cloth. And when you leave, we sniff it, and know exactly where it's been. Anyways, I'm taking a donation of that particular item from all you ladies so that I can make a blanket that will remind me of my mother's womb, . . . place that I think i found much more cozy than this place called Earth. The ones used during your menstrual cycle are unexceptable, as have a strong stance against using OxyClean. Thank You.

Love,
Keith Evans
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