Shitty Ninja 1yr old!
By Comedian Rick Morse August 2, 2010 | 32 Views
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When My daughter was around 1 and a half.....I was a stay at home dad. My first day on the job was pretty good. We played a lot... and went outside to "walk", or fall a lot as she did at that age, and then it was time for her to take a nap! I was so ready for it because I was in the middle of a franchise on Madden. She went down with no problem it was great.....until I went to wake her up from her nap 2 hours later.
Sometime during the nap, with the silence and precision of a stealth Ninja, she took her diaper off and THEN decided to take a shit!!!!! When I walked into her little bedroom I was met with a smell I never want to smell again.....I got donkey kicked in the face with the pungent smell of baby food / Formula fed SHIT!!!!! Here for your enjoyment is a photo I took right before I had to Mr.Clean that crap from all over EVERYTHING!!!!
Love: Rick Morse!
Sometime during the nap, with the silence and precision of a stealth Ninja, she took her diaper off and THEN decided to take a shit!!!!! When I walked into her little bedroom I was met with a smell I never want to smell again.....I got donkey kicked in the face with the pungent smell of baby food / Formula fed SHIT!!!!! Here for your enjoyment is a photo I took right before I had to Mr.Clean that crap from all over EVERYTHING!!!!
Love: Rick Morse!
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A quick story of my first day as a Stay at Home Father!
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