A Guy gets an interview at the Tax Office for a job.The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything"
" Yes,caffeine " he answers
" Have you ever been in the armed forces? "
" The Marines I was in Iraq for two years "
" Are you disabled in any way? "
"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off "
The interviewer says " Ok you're hired.The hours are 8am till 3pm but you can start at 10am every day."
The guy looks puzzled and asks " Why 10am? "
The interviewer says " This is the Tax Office,for the first two hours we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls so there's not much point in you comming in for that "