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Published July 20, 2010
When I was a very young boy, my grandpa would inpart words of wisdom to me, that later in life became sublime revelations.
As he used to sit me on his lap when I was mere boy, I would often ask him where he was going that day.
He would say to me, "Kid, I'm goin upstairs to fuck yer grandma"!

As I grew to be a man, I came to realize....We always lived in a 1 story flat!!!! My grandpa was Liar!!! (((((GRANDPA....HOW COULD YOU!!!!)))))??? To this day, I can't have an orgasm above sea level.
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