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July 13, 2015
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Should there be a police force dedicated to love, sex and dating matters?

The Sex Police

By King Christopher

Should there be a police force dedicated to love, sex and dating matters? Studies show that most break ups and divorces are initiated by women. But things are getting so out of control that there needs to be a “breakup” police task force. Regular cops don’t make good relationship counselors, especially male cops who tend to side with attractive women. And what about men who are actually victims of female harassment? There’s nobody they can call. So what would be the benefits to having break up police, when it’s not quite a police matter but you need some kind of help getting rid of him/her!

*Predatory gold diggers who harass men with money

* Help cut down on stalking and unwanted phone calls/text messages.

*Help expose women who are looking to manipulate male cops. There needs to be standard procedures in place so that women can’t go crazy and use some dramatic, sob story to get a guy arrested because she’s pissed off.

*Free up regular cops to deal with real crimes

* Help protect women during a break up from a crazy guy, so it doesn’t escalate into a real crime

*Angry wife syndrome. Having a task force trained in female psychology will help expose the fact that women start most of the domestic trouble

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