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10 Funny Votes
1 Die Votes
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Published August 03, 2011
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jump over,
the candlestick!!!

POST SCRIPT: While performing his candlestick act in Vegas after Carrot Top, Jack's polyester jump suit caught fire. Jack suffered third degree burns over 90% of his body and is unlikely to survive.
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