Society of Females in Engineering AGENDA

Society of Female/Lipstick Lesbian Engineers

Board Members
Libby LickOnMyLabia, President

Patricia EatsDaPussy, Co-president

Vicki IHeartVag,  Treasurer

Andrea IWantToBeAGynecologist, Secretary

Meredith Viera, Lesbian

Time                                            Item

6:00-6:05           Naked Handshake/Titty Fondle Welcome

6:05-6:15           Discuss Volunteer Shifts for Hunting Jews on Saturday

6:15-6:45           Group Bath

6:45-7:15           Make Decorative Paddles for Ass-Paddling Orgy

7:15-7:45           Ass-Paddling Orgy: Spank each other with festive paddles until our asses
                            are raw and tender (required for funding; also a great way to relieve our 
                            super lesbian horniness)

7:45-8:00          Arts and Crafts

8:00-8:20          Bake cookies to rub against our labias

8:20-9:00          Urinate on each other (erotically)

9:00-9:30          Hunt Jews. Why wait until Saturday?

9:30-9:45          Display excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to leader, and
                           teach or imply that there will be extreme consequences for attempting to
                           think/speak as an individual

9:45                   Drink Cyanide