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Published November 27, 2013

R.I.P MARTINEZ

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JOSHUA PROCTOR

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We are gather here today to say goodbye to one of the greatest henchmen ever. Martinez. Now I'm now sure if that's his first name or last or if it's even his real name but I do know that this dude knew how to stand there and keep his god damn mouth shut. I mean for real besides this episode where he was killed the only other thing I ever heard him say was how he didn't like menthol cigarettes. I MEAN THE BALLS ON THIS DUDE! IT'S THE FREAKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!...............So let's see his name is Martinez,not a fan of menthol.....what else do we have.OH YEA! He wasn't that great at golf. Was he trying to hit those balls into the walker pit? If so he has pretty bad aim. Makes me wonder how many times he had to shoot to put his buddy down. Also from the looks of things he wasn't that great of a leader. You would think he would have picked up some hot tips from "Brian" on how to lead a camp. Where are all the walker kids chained up at? And I didn't see one fish tanks filled with heads. Did you? I know it's the end of the world and everything but they are still in America, Right?! Oh and I guess they didn't have 2 guys fighting in a ring of walkers? I MEAN MY GOD! The more I think about it the more I think that The Governor took it easy on him. I would have used every club in the bag on that dude. So I guess what I'm trying to say is rest in.....BLAH BLAH BLAH......on to the next one Governor. I like your new sidekick so much better anyway. (Shane 2) I do feel that I need to question why you need your right hand men all to be Latino but that's a how differnet article.

 

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R.I.P MARTINEZ

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