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Published: May 10, 2011
Description: Wedgies are dangerous, know how to properly pick them is the first step in wedgie survival
 A wedgie occurs when a person's underwear or other garments are wedged between the buttocks. While a wedgie can be created naturally, the term is usually associated with a prank or as a form of bullying. Their are two ways to get rid of a wedgie "the pick" and "the wedgie walk". The most appropriate way is the pick. The pick is quick and efficient unlike the wedgie walk where people either think you have a disability or you let someone in the backdoor last night. Before utilizing the pick, do a quick 180 degree look around to make sure no one is watching. If you are caught picking a wedgie, simply make eye contact with the person, smell your fingers, give a thumbs up and continue on with your day.
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