Betty White had a boost in her celebrity status. I am patiently waiting for her to be in Playboy. I bet she has her old c*nt Vagazzled. I would buy that issue because I am sick like that. Too bad the other girls weren’t alive, because a Golden Girls special edition would be fierce. I always had the thought that Bea Arthur was a wildcat in the sack. She looked like she owned a few strap on’s and butt plugs. I think she would have given it to me fierce. She IS dead, right?