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August 29, 2012
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An official apology to a Counterstrike player.

To the obviously obese child insulting me on Counterstrike, I would like to clarify some of the statements I made concerning your mother. 
1: I did not, NOR WILL NOT, engage in any sort of violent assault on your mother/guardian, neither the regular kind or detailed whip cream idea presented in my previous statement.
2. I am not, NOR WILL EVER BE, your actually biological father. He is a good man and your mother was not purchased off a Chinese slave boat.
3. You, the plaintiff, are NOT AN ADOPTED CHILD. And you were not the victim of the previously stated" Ugly Child Pass game".
Please accept this apology, any complaints can suck it.

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