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Published: July 25, 2011
Description: A demented new spin on Words of Wisdom for the masses!
You cannot get blood from a stone but you can use the stone to make someone very bloody.

Do not believe everything you hear until you see the video.

Fact is stranger than fiction but it does not sell as well.

Blood is thicker than water but not thicker than a pile of money.

Beauty is only skin deep so insist on a chemical peel.

He who hesitates is lost, just like those who watched the series.
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