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January 11, 2009
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I've just been the blessed recipient of 2 hours of cinematic, orgasmic, ecstasy....

24 IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And all I can say is:.... : Uh, AHH... Oh God... Oh Yesssssssssssssss!!!!!!"

........ You'd have to be a 24 fan to truly get it...

I found 24, by accident... when I was in need of something to truly obsess over. I was single (as I am now)... Less employed than I like to be (as I am now...), and just generally lonely (as.. well, you get the picture...)

I happened to catch season 4 on an A&E rerun deal... and caught the prior three seasons on A&E right before season 5 aired... which I watched with glee.... And then season 6 came out... and I caught the first 9 episodes... and then... well... let's just say... my "piece" overrode my common sense... and by the time I came to, it was too late in the season to catch back up....

But... Screw it... Season 7 is here... and it's game on....!!!!!

Jack Bauer is to me what  the Yankees are to New York Die Hards.... What Shakespeare is to Theater Fiends.... What sunlight is to plants...

I actively read jackbauerisgod.com... even though there hasn't been a new "Jack Bauer Joke" in 2 years....

Now, as you all know... or may not remember... That big Writer's Strike... It threw many of our favorite shows off key... But, 24 was supposed to begin it's 7th season in the middle of the strike... it just aired today...

In other words... I've been feigning over a year and a half....

And now... I just got a big... fat... 2 straight hour hit....

I'm gonna go drool and twitch, blissfully... in the corner.....

.... Until the other two hours that will air tomorrow......

24 Yay!!!

- Kenny G.

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