THE COMPLETE (?) LIST OF UPCOMING SEQUELS TO "DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN"
In 2005, Tyler Perry changed the face of cinema, perhaps forever, with the release of "DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN". It looks like we'll be getting at least one Madea sequel a year for the rest of humankind! Here's a sneak peek at what's to come from the mind of Tyler Perry ...
DIARY OF A MAD “WOMAN IN BLACK”
I’m going to kill Harry Potter!
DIARY OF A MAD SIRIUS BLACK
STAY AWAY FROM MY GODSON!
DIARY OF A MAD “BLACK SWAN”
Ballet and ecstasy makes me go crazy!
DIARY OF A MAD “MEN IN BLACK”
Aliens be trippin’!
DIARY OF A REBECCA BLACK WOMAN
Today, it is Friday. Tomorrow, it is Saturday. Sunday comes after.
DIARY OF A MAD BLACK FIRST LADY
FAT KIDS ARE FAT!
DIARY OF A CHARLIE CHAPLIN
DIARY OF AN OBVIOUS CHARLES DICKENS RIP-OFF DESIGNED TO CONNECT WITH A MORE MODERN AUDIENCE
It was the best of times, yo, it was the worst of times, say what dawg?
DIARY OF A GUY WHO STEALS STUFF FROM RETIREMENT HOMES
Just snagged a copy of USA Today and a bowl of mints.
DIARY OF A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, BLACK WOMAN
We’re in a hot air balloon!
DIARY OF AN INDIFFERENT WHITE GUY
Ate a tuna sandwich with the crusts cut off. It was okay.
DIARY OF A MAD MAN
It’s the 60’s! Bourbon and suits and womanizing and ads!
DIARY OF A MAD BLACK BELT
KARATE CHOP TO THE NECK!!!
TYLER PERRY’S SPIDER-MADEA
With black power comes black responsibility.
TYLER PERRY’S MADEA FORCE BE WITCHOO
These aren’t the drawers I’m looking for!
RICK PERRY’S DIARY OF A MAD WHITE BIGOT
I have a day off today. Those gays in the military and them kids in their skinny jeans.
KATY PERRY’S DIARY OF A BLUE-HAIRED SINGING WOMAN
Bubblegum bubblegum sparkles rainbows whipped cream fireworks sadness. Money.
TYLER PERRY’S DIARRHEA OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN
*THIS DIARY BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPTO-BISMOL*
DIARY OF A JACK BLACK WOMAN
Deedley deedley deedley doo. Ring ding a ding a ding a ding ding ding. In a dress.
DONNA REED AS A MAD BLACK WOMAN
George Bailey, it’s Christmas, don’t kill yourself, foo!
Then Mr. Potter arose from his wheelchair and avenged the death of his parents by killing Lord Voldemort. All was well.