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June 25, 2009

I’m really upset by the news of Michael Jackson’s death – not so much because I was a fan of his music, but more so because I’m not sure how it’s going to effect my molestation settlement.

It’s just really frustrating. You know, because he really molested a lot. And I mean a lot. And over a span of many, many years. And I was finally going to see some money. And now I just don’t know what’s up.

And he also stole the term “Jesus Juice” from me. I used to say that all the time around him. And now everyone thinks he came up with it. I was going to get some money for that, too. It’s just not fair.

Anyway, in light of what's happened, I thought I’d share my favorite Michael Jackson video: