Why did the chicken cross the road?
What did one blueberry muffin say to the other?
"I think you should get tested. I just found out I have AIDS."
How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
You kidnap their children and hold them hostage.
Why did the blonde have tire treads on her back?
She was run over after her boyfriend raped her and threw her out of the car. Police are looking for him.
Yo momma so fat, she has trouble breathing, heart disease, and diabetes.