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Published September 22, 2010 More Info »
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Published September 22, 2010
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Poor Reggie Bush, he had to return his Heisman Trophy.  He should also be required to turn in his camera that filmed the Kim Kardashian porn.  Celebrity porns are always so disappointing.  I get all excited, get my vibrator out with some fresh batteries and then start watching.  Paris Hilton’s porn is just as good as the movies she acts in.  What the f*ck is up with the night vision?  You can sometimes make up for being in shitty movies, but a crappy blow job, will always haunt you.  Watching the Pamela Anderson one is like watching something on the Health Channel.  I thought to myself, so THIS is how Hepatitis C is spread. 

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