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February 27, 2017

"Anyway, so I'm a doctor right and it's my lunch break and shit so I was gonna buy a bagel from you."

Hey, how’s it going? Good, good. Listen I’m a doctor and I work around here. Yeah at the hospital yeah yeah exactly. Listen, you’re a bagel place yeah? Yeah? Perfect that’s beautiful. Anyway, so I’m a doctor right and it’s my lunch break and shit so I was gonna buy a bagel from you. You do that kind of thing here? Alright beautiful, beautiful. Yeah, man anyway what flavors you got? You got fuckin’ uhhh, what is it… plain? Yeah? Perfect that’s absolutely perfect. Yeah, so I’ll get a plain and uhh what kind of shit you usually put on that? You got like cream cheese and shit? Awesome, man. Yeah so let me get that plain flavor bagel and I’ll take whatever the normal cream cheese is. The main one, you know what I’m talking about? Yeah, that’s absolutely perfect. What’s that? No no, I’m gonna take that to go, man. I’m a doctor and shit so I work at the hospital, you know the one? Have you ever been my patient? Oh, yeah man that’s right. How’s your leg? Gone? Fuck, dude did I do that? Oh you came in like that, what was it a car crash or… Oh shit, helicopter blade that’s right. You were the guy doing the karate on the helipad and the helicopter sliced that bitch clean off. Fuck, dude. What’s that? No, I don’t need a bag.