1. "OMG, they're totally talking about me."
  2. "That's SO true."
  3. "That's so NOT true."
  4. "Just like the [insert gender] I know."
  5. "[Insert gender] are so NOT like that."
  6. "Just like the [insert race and creed] I know."
  7. "[Insert race and creed] are so NOT like that."
  8. "That's racist."
  9. "That's sexist."
  10. "That's racist and sexist."
  11. "It's racist and sexist that people think that's racist and sexist."
  12. "People need to lighten up."
  13. "We should do a 'shit people say' video."
  14. "This video sucks."