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As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughters everything



They needed to know to lead a safe and sane life. 

You know what I mean .... Don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your



Nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might



Have missed this particular piece of advice. 

However, let's face it, if any of my sons or daughters ever tried this totally



Idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!  





Never ...   
Ever  ...
   
Ever  ...
  


Put a FIRECRACKER   
In your ass and light it!
  

I REPEAT.....   
Never....

Ever....

Ever,   
Put a FIRECRACKER   
In your ass&light it ! ! ! 
     
......
   
........
  


Now, that's ......

ONE DUMB ASS !




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