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It’s been a week and the Tiger Gag Blog attracted a whole whack of funny and creative Gag Lines from the FOD writing team. Thanks to all that participatedA small committee of peers; excuse me, I meant to say, a small committee of guys with beers came up with the following list of Tiger Gags deemed suitable for viral dissemination.  

The criteria applied to the selection process were as follows:

1.   An actual titter, laugh or guffaw must be emitted and be audible to the others on the committee for a selection to be considered.

2.   If a small quantity of urine escapes upon reaction to the gag it is thereby considered a contender.

3.   Selections must be made before the sixth beer is consumed otherwise 1# and 2# above will become null and void.

 

Note: THE WRITER OF THIS BLOG DID NOT SIT ON THE COMMITTEE BUT HE DID SUPPLY THE BEER.

The following selections are listed in no particular order. Feel free to send the list to cyberspace via e-mail. See if you get it back from someone down the road.  

TOP 10 TIGER WOODS’ GAGS

Someone in the bar neglected to yell "four" when they noticed Tiger's balls going astray. Rodneydean44

The only "Grand Slam" Tiger will be seeing is the breakfast special at Denny's. Gerhardguffaw

Apparently Tiger had been eating at the time of the accident; they found half a "sandwedge" in his mouth. Jams3kids

Tiger Wood blames car accident on a faulty transgression. Fissurefilms

Tiger keep you head in the game and off the steering wheel! MaryOnegative

For the first time in Tiger's career he is faced with an UNPLAYABLE LIE. Jams3kids

Why does Tiger love Tee's and other women so much...They both hold his balls while he's driving! Michealred73

Tiger is looking forward to next year's "Ride Her Cup." gerhardguffaw

Elin there's really nothing between me and Rachel. She just helps me work on my putz.. onionbaker

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She
said, " I don't know exactly but put me down for a five." Drwho

The committee decided that one further award should be designated; one that recognized a participant for the overall quality of their several entries.

The Don Cherry Jacket goes to JAMS3KIDS.

Congratulations.

(Anyone who knows how to get the smell of urine out of a carpet, please send me the details)

BTW If you don’t know who Don Cherry is, see the picture below.


Thanks for coming to play in my blog-space.

JIMBOBALOUIE

 

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