Women just search me out. They can't get enough of me. Just look at this message I got on funnyordie and it isn't a dating site!
"Hello, Glad that I'm just browsing now in the Internet and found your profile at (funnyordie.com) and i was much feelings over it,I'm miss Lorita by name,please i will like us to hold a good relationship with a real love,I'm happy to look at your profile today,you sound so gentle to me, that was the reason why i fall very much interested in you, so i will like you to contact me personal with my private box (email@example.com) for more introduction also i will sent my pictures to you so we can know more about each other,i will be happy to see your mail my dear,age or colour even distance can't deny any genuine love,so please lets give our self a trial,thanks till i hear from you, PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACT ME WITH MY PRIVATE E-MAIL ADDRESS. (firstname.lastname@example.org) miss Lorita."