MICE YORK CITY
I can safely say I am terrified of very little, except rodents. So I decided to write about them in some way to deal with the fact that they're the biggest population in New York. It all started after I had this obnoxious mouse that lived rent-free in my apartment for years. One night, I was watching TV and the mouse just sat, chilling in the middle of the living room. He (not to be sexist) didn't feel the need to hide or sneak by. Clearly, he thought this was his home too. I wondered if he liked what I turned on. Maybe he watched his own TV shows when I was out. There are 973 cable channels catering to every niche demo. There are channels directed at puppies, could there be HBO Mouse?