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May 20, 2016

That "Becky With The Good Hair" lower back tattoo suddenly is very trashy.


Tattoos–love ‘em or hate 'em, once they’re on your body they’re very difficult to remove. Here are seven people who should have maybe waited a touch longer on before committing their vision to flesh…

Kelly and Michael…Forever?

Well this guy sure has some bad news coming to him–turns out Kelly and Michael’s magical partnership is just as temporary as those that came before them. Wonder how he’s gonna stencil “And Regis again” over this mess!

I Will Never Get a Tattoo

Looks like this idiot should’ve thought twice before stamping some pretty permanent wording all over their forehead. I guess they’ll never get a tattoo…except the only place people see it? Top notch dingus alert, folks.

Dennis Hastert is the Moral Center of the Republican Party

It’s been a rough month for the Hastert-heads since the news of his rampant sexual abuse finally resulted in jail time. Turns out permanently emblazoning your respect for the longest-serving speaker of the house was…misplaced, to say the least.

One of these Years is Going to be my Year

If this sweaty moron can count on one thing, it’s that things didn’t turn out exactly as planned. Maybe the first step to improving your luck is skipping this tattoo?

Proud Dog Hugger

We were all disappointed by the news that dog hugs are now verboten, but at least we’re not celebrating our profound mistakes like this dude. Yikes.

Michael, Bowie, and Prince Will Never Die

What a beautiful tribute to three beloved music icons…all of whom have passed away. We don’t like the deaths of our icons any more than the next person, but it’s important to remember that they’re mortal. We’re all mortal. Except tattoos. Those are forever.

Beckys with Good Hair Rule!

It’s great to be able to celebrate yourself, but maybe stick to some full-torso coverage until the Lemonade tour is over.

Body Artist: Jenai Chin for Halley Resources
Body Art Assistant: Sofie Alatorre