You don’t have to wait until you make a New Year’s Resolution to start hitting the gym, but before you do, brush up on these ten things every gym goer knows:
An open sauna door is an invitation to watch or join in sexual activity.
Ellipticals are a great low impact way to watch TV.
The older the man, the longer he lingers naked in the locker room.
If you Tree Pose in the showers, you’ll reduce your chance of athlete’s foot by 50%.
If someone asks to work in, it means you should let them use the machine while you walk out of the gym forever.
If you’re nervous about how much weight you’re lifting, ask a staff member to lift it for you instead.
Sit on the weight machines backwards if you want to lose muscle.
Mirrors are in the weight room specifically for taking Snapchats.
Your muscles get twice as big when you work out listening to Metallica’s “Ride The Lightening.”
There’s one free weight that when lifted opens a secret doorway to the real gym.