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If you go to the gym, you'll get it.

You don’t have to wait until you make a New Year’s Resolution to start hitting the gym, but before you do, brush up on these ten things every gym goer knows:


An open sauna door is an invitation to watch or join in sexual activity.

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Ellipticals are a great low impact way to watch TV.

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The older the man, the longer he lingers naked in the locker room.

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If you Tree Pose in the showers, you’ll reduce your chance of athlete’s foot by 50%.

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If someone asks to work in, it means you should let them use the machine while you walk out of the gym forever.

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If you’re nervous about how much weight you’re lifting, ask a staff member to lift it for you instead.

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Sit on the weight machines backwards if you want to lose muscle.

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Mirrors are in the weight room specifically for taking Snapchats.

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Your muscles get twice as big when you work out listening to Metallica’s “Ride The Lightening.”

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There’s one free weight that when lifted opens a secret doorway to the real gym.

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