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September 24, 2008
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GOT TO THINKING ABOUT Leelpc04's BLOG OF LATE ,AND A FUNNY COP STORY DID COME TO MIND.  I POSTED THIS AS A COMMENT TO HIS BLOG BUT HE GAVE ME PERMISSION TO REPOST HERE... THANK YOU LEE.

I WAS PULLED OVER ONCE IN THE VALLEY FOR SPEEDING. I WAS, SO NO ARGUMENT. MY SIZE MAKES COPS NERVOUSE TILL THEY GET TO KNOW ME, SO WHEN AN OFFICER APPROACHES MY CAR I GIVE HIM ALL THE AMMENITIES.  BOTH HANDS ON THE STEERING WHEEL, WINDOW DOWN AND WALLET IN HAND, NO SMILE, BUT VERY POLITE. I GOT WARNINGS LAST THREE TIMES I HAVE BEEN PULLED OVER.

BUT THIS  TIME WHEN THE OFFICER CAME TO THE WINDOW AND ASKED FOR MY PAPERS , AS I HANDED THEM TO HIM I NOTICED THAT THE GUY HAD SOME WHITE STUFF RUNNING DOWN HIS LIP AND OVER HIS CHIN. IT WAS AROUND 1:00 IN THE AFTERNOON AND I FIGURED HE HAD A NELLA SHAKE WITH HIS MAC AND FRIES. BUT YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND.

HE TOOK MY PAPERS BACK TO HIS UNIT (HEHEHEH) AND THE MORE I THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE MORE IT TICKLED ME. I WANTED TO TELL HIM, BUT I KNEW I COULDNT WITH OUT LAFFING. SO HERE HE COMES BACK WITH HIS TICKET BOOK AND HANDED ME MY PAPERS. WHEN I LOOKED UP I BURST OUT LAFFING, GUESS HE DECIDED TO TAKE ANOTHER SIP OF HIS SHAKE, AND NOW HE HAD MORE WHITE STUFF DRIPPING DOWN HIS CHIN.

HE LOOKS AT ME AND SEZ SOMETHING LIKE HE USUALLY DOSENT GET GREATED LIKE THIS, AND HE WAS GLAD I HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR. I POINTED OUT HIS PREDICAMENT IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR.

 HE LOOKED MAD FOR A SECOND AND THEN HE LAUGHED. THEN HE EXCUSED HIMSELF AND WENT BACK AND BROUGHT THE SHAKE OVER. GUESS HE WANTED TO PROVE WHAT IT WAS. WE FOUND A SMALL SPLIT IN THE STRAW JUST AT HIS LIP AND WHEN HE TOOK A SIP, A LITTLE DROP CAUGHT ON HIS STACHE AND WHEN HE CLOSED HIS MOUTH THE DROP RAN DOWN HIS CHIN.

 IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN TO HELL-A ANYTIME FROM MAY THROUGH OCTOBER, YOU LEARN TO IGNORE THAT LITTLE BIT OF SWEAT THATS ALWAYS ON YOUR LIPS AND CHIN. WELL WE BOTH HAD ONE MORE LITTLE LAFF  AS HE HANDED ME THE TICKET.  THEN HE THANKED ME FOR POINTING IT OUT.

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