Things I Would Say if I were Kevin Bacon:
What I Would Say While Hitting on a Woman:
"Wanna wake up to a side of Bacon tomorrow?"
What I Would Say if I Got Way too High off of Marijuana:
"The Bacon's fried."
What I Would Say if I Were Pissed Off and Ready to Quit a Job:
"The Bacon is done!"
What I Would Say if I Were About to Impregnate a Woman:
"Looks like those eggs are about to get served with some Bacon!"
What I Would Say to Taunt the Jewish Community:
"You Jews don't know what you're missin'!"