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Published September 01, 2010


Things I Would Say if I were Kevin Bacon:



What I Would Say While Hitting on a Woman:

"Wanna wake up to a side of Bacon tomorrow?"

What I Would Say if I Got Way too High off of Marijuana:

"The Bacon's fried."



What I Would Say if I Were Pissed Off and Ready to Quit a Job:

"The Bacon is done!"



What I Would Say if I Were About to Impregnate a Woman:

"Looks like those eggs are about to get served with some Bacon!"



What I Would Say to Taunt the Jewish Community:
 
"You Jews don't know what you're missin'!"

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