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Published September 01, 2010

Things I Would Say if I were Kevin Bacon:

What I Would Say While Hitting on a Woman:

"Wanna wake up to a side of Bacon tomorrow?"

What I Would Say if I Got Way too High off of Marijuana:

"The Bacon's fried."

What I Would Say if I Were Pissed Off and Ready to Quit a Job:

"The Bacon is done!"

What I Would Say if I Were About to Impregnate a Woman:

"Looks like those eggs are about to get served with some Bacon!"

What I Would Say to Taunt the Jewish Community:
"You Jews don't know what you're missin'!"


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