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July 07, 2014

Bottle of Wine

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman who is seated over there’… and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him in a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and delivered it to the gentleman.

The note read: ‘For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7’ inches in your pants ……

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed himto deliver it to the lady.

It read: ‘Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be, I have aFerrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a PorscheTurbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. ….. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut
off two inches. Just send the wine back!!’