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September 04, 2015
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A handy list.

  • Taco Bell’s entire menu.
  • People who hold Doctorates and insist you call them “Dr.”
  • The bus driver who speeds off even though he totally saw you were about to get on.
  • Spilling hot coffee on your lap.
  • The executive at ABC who keeps renewing “The View.”
  • The family member who lunges for the first piece of cake at your own Birthday party.
  • The smell inside the bathroom at Wal*Mart.
  • TV commercials that are louder than the show you’re watching.
  • Someone who hears you sneeze and doesn’t offer a “God bless you.”
  • The coffee at 7/11.
  • Sea World.
  • Pitbull. (The singer.)
  • Diarrhea.
  • Any Kardashian.
  • Bank fees.
  • Coffee breath.
  • People who wear hats to the gym.
  • High fructose corn syrup.
  • Little dogs that won’t stop yapping when you’re trying to have a serious conversation.
  • Losing your keys.
  • McDonalds, for rejecting Burger King’s “peace offering.”
  • Cracking the screen on your iPhone.
  • Plane delays.
  • Parents who name their kids after characters from “Lord of the Rings.”
  • Burnt cheese.
  • That last bit of toothpaste you just can’t squeeze out.
  • Headaches on humid days.
  • ISIS.
  • Just missing Happy Hour.
  • Brown bananas.
  • Airplane baggage fees.
  • The discography of Kid Rock.
  • Flo, the Progressive lady.
  • Rachel Dolezal.
  • Chlamydia.
  • Monday mornings.
  • Watching a YouTube video on a weak Wifi connection.
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